An Advanced Compendium of Moving Literature.
October 1st, 2011
Ahhh!!

Is it wrong that I have Christmas songs in my head? Maybe I don’t want Halloween to come. Why is that? It’s my absolute favorite holiday. Maybe the reason why I just want Halloween over with is because I don’t want to be standing in the cold at Mr. Bill’s Thrills for 8 hours straight, trying to scare people that don’t get scared by me because I’m not that good at it. Or maybe I just don’t like this holiday anymore because of the hype it’s gotten? Maybe me not being able to celebrate how we used to kind of puts a damper on things. Or maybe I just don’t want to be scared myself at Halloween or at Mr. Bill’s. What the hell is wrong with me? Am I growing up? Am I becoming (gasp) sophisticated? Or maybe I just don’t want to scare people or be at Mr. Bill’s anymore. It has nothing to do with not liking Mr. Bill’s maybe it’s because I don’t want to deal with ignorant people at Mr. Bill’s. I await your opinions.